ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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