Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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