That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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