As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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