There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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