very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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