he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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