did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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