is wine microwaveable?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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