why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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