margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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