Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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