toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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