Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Randomize
