I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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