Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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