big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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