Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
