YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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