I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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