what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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