Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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