How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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