I need to stop coming to work sober
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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