Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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