biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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