ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
