you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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