in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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