i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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