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Puke
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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