Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
it's like heaven, but drunker
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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