Small penises have feelings too.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Randomize
