That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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