But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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