Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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