hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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