apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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