Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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