Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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