My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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