She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
