I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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