do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I forget how to act sober
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