I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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