he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
