in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
