whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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