I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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