With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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