you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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