Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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